is anyone else genuinely fearing what tumblr is gonna be like on the actual 4th of july
i think i actually did have that rattle me bones game at one point
but the thing is it was completely broken and it was missing every piece except for the bare skeleton itself
unfortunately i think it’s gone now
where the hell did we even get it in the first place
RATTLE ME BONES

WELCOME ABOARD MATEYS

RATTLE ME BONES, RATTLE ME BONES, TAKE WHAT YE WILL BUT DON’T RATTLE ME BONES

SPIN THE WHEEL FOR THE TREASURE TO TAKE, CAREFUL MY FRIEND OR HE’LL RATTLE AND SHAKE

RATTLE ME BONES, TURN THE LIGHTS LOW

THERE’S A FRIGHTENING GLOW BUT DON’T RATTLE ME BONES

RATTLE ME RATTLE ME RATTLE ME BONES

YOU CAN USE YOUR SKILL TO TAKE WHAT YOU WILL, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FILL BUT DON’T RATTLE ME BONES

BATTERIES SOLD SEPERATELY, FROM IDEAL
i have this problem where every time i see the word “le” i have horrifically nightmarish flashbacks to that one time i visited 9gag and i begin to hallucinate awful meme comics
Where do I even begin with this motherfucker? He barrels across the street, barges into my restaurant, angrily announces that he’s hungry, and starts demanding food from me. He doesn’t even ask! But out of sheer terror I obey his demands. Sometimes I just get so fed up with this rude ass piece of shit that I just start giving him whatever I feel like giving him. He demands the bread? I give him the eggs. He wants the chicken? I’ll give him the noodles. He wants the sandwich? I’ll give him the french fries. But whatever he doesn’t want usually ends up on the floor because this asshole fucking THROWS THE FOOD ACROSS MY RESTAURANT! He makes my other PAYING customers uncomfortable. How rude can you get? Also, he’s a fucking freak. He’ll just eat salt and pepper shakers whole. He’ll scarf down an entire stick of butter. I’m running out of dishes because this douchebag just eats them with his food. He even eats his cups with the drink in it. How the fuck even? I’m so sick of this guy. If he ever comes to your restaurant, do your best to kick him out. If you don’t you’ll be stuck with him like I am. what have I done to deserve this?
te big bog monster is comin after u
i’m still convinced that this is one of the best things i’ve ever made









